Well now, if ya wanna send a letter to Bryce Harper, I reckon ya gotta know where to send it, don’t ya? Ain’t no way to get to him without knowin’ where he’s at. Now, I heard people talkin’ ’bout this real big ol’ place he got in New Jersey. Real fancy lookin’, just like them rich folk’s houses you see on TV. I mean, I ain’t never been there, but folks say it’s got white shiplap all over the place and big ol’ windows that let in the sun, just like a proper mansion. But let me tell ya, don’t think that’s where ya send the man your fan mail, ‘cause it ain’t. Nope, for that, ya gotta be lookin’ at his real address for the ballpark, where he plays them baseball games, see?
If you want to send somethin’ to him, you best get yourself a pen and paper and write it down proper. The address you need to know is real simple-like:
- Bryce Harper
- Citizens Bank Park
- 1 Citizens Bank Way
- Philadelphia, PA 19148-5249
That’s where ya send all them letters and stuff. Now, don’t be forgettin’ that address, ‘cause it might be easy to get confused with all them other places folks talk about. There’s even a spot where folks say he’s got a place out there in Utah, near West Valley City. But I don’t think that’s where the mail’s gonna get to him. Nope, Philadelphia’s where he plays, so Philadelphia’s where you need to send things if you’re hopin’ he’ll see it.
Now, don’t go thinkin’ it’s just a one-way street either. If ya wanna get somethin’ back, ya gotta know a thing or two. You might hear folks talk about autographs and such. I reckon that ain’t too hard to get if ya got the right address. Some folks been sendin’ in their stuff and gettin’ an autograph back, all thanks to that same place: Citizens Bank Park. Now, I ain’t sayin’ he’ll sign it for sure, but I bet if ya ask nice enough and send it to the right spot, you got a good chance.
Now, I been hearin’ some other things, too. Like where Bryce Harper and his family live when they ain’t on the field. They say he got himself a good ol’ house out in the suburbs, maybe in Haddonfield, New Jersey. Folks there got big fancy houses, too, like the one where them hockey players live, like Kimmo Timonen and Chris Pronger. But, don’t get confused. If you’re writin’ to Bryce, you still need that baseball address.
It’s always nice to know where your heroes call home, but at the end of the day, it’s that ballpark address that gets ya where ya need to go. So, remember: send it to the Citizens Bank Park address if you want to reach Bryce Harper. Don’t make it harder than it needs to be, just get it right and you’re all set.
Oh, and if you think I’ve missed something, you can always look it up again, just to be sure. There’s always a way to find out if you’re not sure about something. I don’t mind helpin’ ya out, but I’d rather you get it right the first time, ya know?
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