Alright, so listen up, ’cause I’m gonna tell ya ’bout this whole thing with this Jon Zherka fella and that HStikkytokky kid. Don’t ask me how to spell them names, I just heard ’em, ya know? It’s all over the dang internet, these two yappin’ at each other.

So, who are these fellas anyway? Well, from what I gather, Jon Zherka, he’s a big mouth, always jokin’ around, sayin’ things that make folks mad. He’s like that fella at the market always yellin’ ’bout the price of tomatoes, ya know? He calls himself a comedian, I guess, goes around pokin’ fun at everything and everybody. Religion, men, women, race – you name it, he’s probably said somethin’ ’bout it.

Then there’s this HStikkytokky, seems like a younger fella. I ain’t quite sure what he does, but he’s on that TikTok thingy all the young’uns are usin’. He’s got videos and stuff, and seems like he’s got a lot of folks watchin’ him.

What’s all the fuss about then? Well, seems like these two got into a real barn burner of an argument. They were yellin’ at each other, faces all red and such. Someone even caught it on video, and it went whatchamacallit…viral. Yeah, that’s the word. Everybody and their grandma was watchin’ it. They say it happened at some place called Dolores But You Can Call Me Lolita, sounds like a fancy restaurant to me, not like my usual diner down the street.

• They were arguin’, that’s for sure.
• Folks were recordin’ it on their phones.
• The video got shared all over the place.

I watched the video, and let me tell ya, it was somethin’ else. Jon Zherka, he was doin’ his usual thing, shoutin’ and makin’ fun. HStikkytokky, well, he was givin’ it right back to him. It was like watchin’ two roosters in a cockfight, all puffed up and ready to go at it. I ain’t sure what started it all, but them boys sure were mad. I reckon it’s all just for show, though. These young fellas, they do anything for attention these days, just like my grandson with his silly dances for that TikTok.

Why is everyone talkin’ ’bout it? Well, I reckon it’s ‘cause it’s like a train wreck, ya know? You can’t help but watch. Plus, these fellas, they got a lot of followers online, so when they do somethin’ like this, it spreads like wildfire. It’s all over that TikTok and that Twitch thing, and even on the news, I heard. Young folks these days, always glued to their phones. Back in my day, we had real fights, not this online squabblin’.

Some folks are sayin’ Jon Zherka, he went too far. Others are sayin’ HStikkytokky shouldn’t have gotten involved. Me? I just think they both need to take a chill pill. It ain’t that serious, ya know? Go fishin’, plant a garden, do somethin’ useful instead of yellin’ at each other on the internet.

What’s gonna happen next? Who knows? Maybe they’ll keep arguin’, maybe they’ll make up, maybe they’ll just fade away and we’ll all forget about ‘em. That’s usually how these things go. One minute they’re the talk of the town, the next minute nobody remembers their names. But for now, it’s all Jon Zherka this and HStikkytokky that. It’s a whole lot of nothin’, if you ask me.

In the end, it’s just a bunch of noise. Like them fellas down at the bar arguin’ ’bout football, only this time it’s on the internet for the whole world to see. I reckon they’ll both be fine. They’ll probably make some money off this whole thing, sell some t-shirts or somethin’. That’s how it works these days, ain’t it? The more you yell, the more attention you get, and the more money you make. It’s a crazy world, I tell ya.

So, that’s the story of Jon Zherka and HStikkytokky, as far as I can tell. A couple of fellas arguin’, folks watchin’, and the internet goin’ crazy. Just another day in the 21st century, I guess. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some dinner. All this talk about fightin’ makes me hungry. And I’m not making anything fancy, just good old home cookin’.