Alright, so ya wanna know ’bout this Emmett Johnson fella, huh? Sounds like some young whippersnapper playin’ football. Let me tell ya, back in my day, we didn’t have all this fancy stats and stuff. We just played ball! But I reckon things is different now.
So, they call him a “Running Back,” that means he carries the ball a lot, I guess. Like them fellers used to carry watermelons back in the day, only this boy’s carryin’ a football. And they got all sorts of numbers for him. Says here he plays for the “Nebraska Cornhuskers.” Cornhuskers? What in tarnation is a Cornhusker? Sounds like somethin’ you’d use to shuck corn, not a football team name. But hey, what do I know?
They got somethin’ called “College Stats.” That’s like, how good he done did in college, I reckon. Says he played in 2023, played 10 games. Didn’t start none, though. Guess he was comin’ off the bench, like when you gotta wait for the biscuits to come outta the oven. They say he carried the ball 90 times and ran for 411 yards. Now, 411 yards, that’s a fair piece, lemme tell ya. That’s like walkin’ from my house to the old general store and back, twice! And he averaged 4.6 yards a carry. That means he got ’bout four and a half yards every time he got the ball. Not too shabby, I suppose.
- Games Played (GP): 10
- Games Started (GS): 0
- Carries (ATT): 90
- Rushing Yards (YDS): 411
- Average Yards per Carry (AVG): 4.6
- Longest Run(LNG):29
- Touchdowns(TD): 2
- Yards per Game(Y/G):41.1
They also talkin’ ’bout “2024 NCAAF season stats.” NCAAF… that’s some kinda fancy letters for college football, I betcha. And they sayin’ they got stats per game and stats per opponent. Lordy, these young folks and their numbers! Sounds like they keepin’ track of every little thing this boy does. Back in my day, we just remembered if a fella played good or not. Didn’t need no fancy numbers for that.
They got more stuff, too. Somethin’ called a “Gamelog.” I guess that’s like a diary, but for football games. Tells ya how he did in each game, I reckon. And they got his age and all that. He’s a young ‘un, I’m sure. Probably got more energy than a squirrel in a pecan tree.
And this “” place, they got all sorts of stuff on him. Career stats, they call it. Looks like they trackin’ this boy from the time he first picked up a football. They got scorin’ stats and rushin’ stats… Seems like a whole lotta fuss over a boy runnin’ with a ball, if you ask me.
They even got somethin’ they call “ESPN.” That’s one of them TV channels, ain’t it? Always blabberin’ ’bout sports. They got his complete career stats, too. Must be a pretty important fella, this Emmett Johnson, for all these folks to be writin’ ’bout him.
So, that’s the lowdown on this Emmett Johnson fella, best as I can figure it. He runs with a ball, plays for the Cornhuskers, and folks is keepin’ track of all his numbers. Sounds like he’s doin’ alright for himself. Hope he stays outta trouble and keeps his nose clean. And maybe one day, he’ll be as famous as that fella who sells them fried chicken sandwiches on TV. Now that’s a fella worth talkin’ about!
Update: Now, they tellin’ me this Emmett Johnson’s position is “Running Back.” That just means he carries the ball a lot, just like I said before. And they are saying he got 2 touchdowns, too. That means he got into that end zone place twice, and they give his team points for that. And he also got somethin’ called yards per game. That’s just how many yards he gets on average every game. This boy’s number is 41.1, which is a fair bit, I reckon. They also got stuff like “STF” and “STFYL” and “STF%.” Now, I ain’t got no idea what them letters stand for, but it sounds like more numbers to me. All this is just makin’ my head spin! But I guess it’s important for them sports folks.
Anyway, that’s all I got for ya on this Emmett Johnson fella. He plays football, he runs with the ball, and he’s got a whole bunch of numbers attached to his name. Hope that helps ya out. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some sweet tea. All this talkin’ has made me thirsty.
Tags: [Emmett Johnson, Nebraska Cornhuskers, College Football Stats, Running Back, NCAAF, Sports Statistics, Player Stats]
